May 2013
styleswanky:
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
thegirldanielle:
i’m so sarcastic that even when i’m not being sarcastic i sound sarcastic
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
pizzaforpresident:
i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this
“I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.”
– J.D. Salinger; Seymour - An Introduction (via kirathekiwi)
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima. (via aswiftlytiltingplanet)
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
iloveriandawson:
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
“Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask...”
– The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (via adieufranz)
sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
